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Sa jeep
nursing student: (nag-abot ng 100)manong, bayad po, isa lang, nursing student.
driver: (nainis)
seaman: (nayabangan, nagabot ng 500)manong, bayad po, isa lang kakauwi lang galing ibang bansa
driver: (nagalit)
baliw: (tumatawa,nagabot ng 1000)
driver:(galit na galit), ilan dito
baliw: isang baliw kalalabas lang mental,sama mo na rin yung nursing student at seaman, and keep the change.hahahaha
  ,ano!,panis yung dalawa.
miss universe pageant
MC: what is the essence of a woman?
Ms.venezuela: porque me regla con todo pacasta ma importante birgen ca pa.
Ms.puertorico: perfecta figura mala importante malaki poque.
Ms.philippines: areva filipina higa kung may chansa importante may pera ka.
Hahaha
anak: tay! Buntis po ako..
Tatay: ha! Di ba sinabi ko paghinipo dibdib mo sabihin mo DON'T at paghinipo mo sabihin mo STOP..bakit ka parin nabuntis?
Anak: eh sabay pong hinipo..sinabi ko DONT STOP.
Tatay: naloko na.
Hahaha
15-08-25 17:16:05 | by scorpio_girl1180
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